Start Your Engines and Eat Some Cake — Happy Daytona 500 Day!
You know that when Wal-Mart makes cakes in its honor, you’ve got a holiday on your hands. Today is the day for ”The Great American Race” — NASCAR‘s Daytona 500 (which for some strange reason I always thought was in Ohio). I have to go on record here: I know absolutely nothing about racing and never ever watch it on TV or in person. But to be honest, that’s probably because I secretly like the thrill of watching high-speed collisions and just don’t have the guts to admit it.

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And on Monday it’s still Daytona 500 Day due to Sunday’s rain delay.
NASCAR! Cake! NASCAR cake!